Washout...

Courtesy my friend Praful...

Around a month back, on Bandra Bandstand, a mammoth high tide came and crashed over some love-struck couples like a wet dream. As a result, some couples went to Davy Jones' locker for their honeymoon. Post this, the probability of throwing a stone on the bandstand and having to explain the action to a couple with a sore and swollen head has reduced drastically.

What would you call this phenomenon?

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Pyaar ke Tide effects...

Happy Diwali Everyone!

Here's wishing everyone a Happy and Prosperous Diwali and, for those who celebrate new year with Diwali, a very Happy New Year as well!

Cheers,
Ranga

When India won over China...

Repost from my blog:

During the peak of the Indo-China war in the 1960's, there was one major victory that India won...I'll tell you the story of the same...

Across the border from India, there was a small tavern in China called 裝甲 (translated as the Armour). Now after a good 4 days of cross-fire, the Chinese troops had been successful at routing the Indian troops. All the Chinese soldiers were celebrating this small victory in 裝甲 when a team of 12 commandos from India reached 裝甲 and destroyed it. The Chinese men were not able to retaliate because of the condition they were in...

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Simble...There were too many "Chinks" in the 裝甲 (Armour)...

Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta sejyada intellegent hai.


Kyon,Kyon?

Socho.





Nahi pata?




Kyonki


Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milatehai.

Gulshan Grover

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity oflight.On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean GulshanGrover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...





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Further,,,
Little further...


Because at the speed of light V=C

Consultant MHU

Alexander the Great - one of the most famous military strategists ever tried to
invade India and found himself unable to pry open the defences of the Indian
king Porus for a few days. The best of his artillery and catapults did not dent
the Indian fortresses. Frustrated, he sought the expert advice of a consultant
on what artillery to use to get the most effective and impressive results.
After much analysis, the consultant came up with this very powerful device
which Alexander used to immediate effect - the fortress was breached within no
time at all... The question is....







What device did the consultant suggest?















Ans: 'Jar-guns' :)

One of my own MHUs :-)

Once upon a time, there was a great Greek warrior called Proton, whose valour
was widely admired. His fame soon got to his head and he became arrogant of his
invincibility in the battlefield. As the ultimate fight, he challenged the King
of the Gods, Zeus to a duel - Zeus, enraged by the challenge entered the
battlefield with full vigour. To his surprise and dismay, however, he found
that Proton was proving to be more than a worthy opponent.

Driven to extremes by the might of Proton, Zeus finally unleashed his mighty
thunderbolt on him and lo behold! Proton's frame was split into a hundred
thousand pieces. A satisfied Zeus started returning to his heavenly abode when,
to his dismay, he realised that each of the hundred thousand pieces had become
a warrior of its own to contend with.

All the hundred thousand warriors identified themselves by the same name....what was it?
























They called themselves Programs...


Cheers
Ranga

One more on Sheikhs

What do you call a group of naked Sheikhs?


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Nude Als

(inspired by DVDs post on Congrats! NB)
Sensitivity Disclaimers Apply

One of my own...

This is not an Addy inspired post, but I am posting it here for want of a better place. (MHU NB will probably bring me only brickbats :-D )...

There is a cricketer in South Africa by the name of Justin Ontong. He was a batsman of moderate ability but showed flashes of brilliance every now and then. One day there was a high pressure match against India where his team was reeling at 40-5 before he rescued them with a high voltage century. Next day the newspapers had to come up with a suitable headline to describe his performance... What did they say?


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'Ontong On Song'