One more on Sheikhs

What do you call a group of naked Sheikhs?


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Nude Als

(inspired by DVDs post on Congrats! NB)
Sensitivity Disclaimers Apply

One of my own...

This is not an Addy inspired post, but I am posting it here for want of a better place. (MHU NB will probably bring me only brickbats :-D )...

There is a cricketer in South Africa by the name of Justin Ontong. He was a batsman of moderate ability but showed flashes of brilliance every now and then. One day there was a high pressure match against India where his team was reeling at 40-5 before he rescued them with a high voltage century. Next day the newspapers had to come up with a suitable headline to describe his performance... What did they say?


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'Ontong On Song'

International PJ

Poza: "You know Addy, now-a-days I am listening to a Turkish song 'Anlasana' and boy its amazing. The lyrics, the captivating voice....great...I am sure you would love it. Share karoon kya?

Addy: "Tune kya kaha...Thurkish"

Poza: (speechless)

Football Shootball

Once upon a time there was a spate of robberies in London. The police had no clue because the robber always evaded arrest and wore a mask to avoid identification. Then one day one of his victims caught a sight of him because his mask fell of slightly. A police artist then sketched a likeness of him and hte police ralized that the robber bore an uncanny resemblance to one of the country's greatest footballers. They soon released posters with the robber's face on it. What was the name given to this robber?



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Ans. "Bandit like Beckham"

Once upon a time there was an Arab Shaikh who was crossing the desert with his camels after doing some booth capturing in an election. He stopped at an oasis and suddenly there was a thunderstorm which soaked him and his entire entourage. A passerby who witnessed this broke into a song. Which song?


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And. Bheegey Vote Terey

Once upon a time there was an Arab Shaikh who was crossing the desert with his camels after robbing a bank. He stopped at an oasis and suddenly there was a thunderstorm which soaked him and his entire loot. A passerby who witnessed this broke into a song. Which song?


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And. Bheegey Note Terey

Arab Shaikh

Once upon a time there was an Arab Shaikh who was crossing the desert with his camels. He stopped at an oasis and suddenly there was a thunderstorm which soaked him and his entire entourage. A passerby who witnessed this broke into a song. Which song?


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And. Bheegey Oonth Terey

Mirror Mirror on the wall...

... Who's the PJ King of 'em all?

This blog is dedicated to the one, the only Avishek Addy, whose legendary PJ making skills prompted us to immortalise his efforts in blogspace. For the uninitiated, PJ means a 'poor joke' and is more often than not a sickening play of words :-)

Love them or hate them, if you are a WIMWIan, you have to live with them whenever you interact with Addy. We hope that these humble beginnings grow into something larger and more powerful, for coming generations to shout out "Did such a person ever walk the face of the earth?" and "Why did his mother not drown him as soon as he was born?" ;-)

The following posts in this corner of the blog world are going to be chronicles of the man, the machine, the PJ factory - with invaluable contributions expected from his much tortured friends - Ranga, Cita, Poza, Shubhang, DJ and others...