Washout...

Courtesy my friend Praful...

Around a month back, on Bandra Bandstand, a mammoth high tide came and crashed over some love-struck couples like a wet dream. As a result, some couples went to Davy Jones' locker for their honeymoon. Post this, the probability of throwing a stone on the bandstand and having to explain the action to a couple with a sore and swollen head has reduced drastically.

What would you call this phenomenon?

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Pyaar ke Tide effects...

Happy Diwali Everyone!

Here's wishing everyone a Happy and Prosperous Diwali and, for those who celebrate new year with Diwali, a very Happy New Year as well!

Cheers,
Ranga

When India won over China...

Repost from my blog:

During the peak of the Indo-China war in the 1960's, there was one major victory that India won...I'll tell you the story of the same...

Across the border from India, there was a small tavern in China called 裝甲 (translated as the Armour). Now after a good 4 days of cross-fire, the Chinese troops had been successful at routing the Indian troops. All the Chinese soldiers were celebrating this small victory in 裝甲 when a team of 12 commandos from India reached 裝甲 and destroyed it. The Chinese men were not able to retaliate because of the condition they were in...

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Simble...There were too many "Chinks" in the 裝甲 (Armour)...

Consultant MHU

Alexander the Great - one of the most famous military strategists ever tried to
invade India and found himself unable to pry open the defences of the Indian
king Porus for a few days. The best of his artillery and catapults did not dent
the Indian fortresses. Frustrated, he sought the expert advice of a consultant
on what artillery to use to get the most effective and impressive results.
After much analysis, the consultant came up with this very powerful device
which Alexander used to immediate effect - the fortress was breached within no
time at all... The question is....







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Ans: 'Jar-guns' :)

One of my own MHUs :-)

Once upon a time, there was a great Greek warrior called Proton, whose valour
was widely admired. His fame soon got to his head and he became arrogant of his
invincibility in the battlefield. As the ultimate fight, he challenged the King
of the Gods, Zeus to a duel - Zeus, enraged by the challenge entered the
battlefield with full vigour. To his surprise and dismay, however, he found
that Proton was proving to be more than a worthy opponent.

Driven to extremes by the might of Proton, Zeus finally unleashed his mighty
thunderbolt on him and lo behold! Proton's frame was split into a hundred
thousand pieces. A satisfied Zeus started returning to his heavenly abode when,
to his dismay, he realised that each of the hundred thousand pieces had become
a warrior of its own to contend with.

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They called themselves Programs...


Cheers
Ranga

One more on Sheikhs

What do you call a group of naked Sheikhs?


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Nude Als

(inspired by DVDs post on Congrats! NB)
Sensitivity Disclaimers Apply

One of my own...

This is not an Addy inspired post, but I am posting it here for want of a better place. (MHU NB will probably bring me only brickbats :-D )...

There is a cricketer in South Africa by the name of Justin Ontong. He was a batsman of moderate ability but showed flashes of brilliance every now and then. One day there was a high pressure match against India where his team was reeling at 40-5 before he rescued them with a high voltage century. Next day the newspapers had to come up with a suitable headline to describe his performance... What did they say?


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'Ontong On Song'

International PJ

Poza: "You know Addy, now-a-days I am listening to a Turkish song 'Anlasana' and boy its amazing. The lyrics, the captivating voice....great...I am sure you would love it. Share karoon kya?

Addy: "Tune kya kaha...Thurkish"

Poza: (speechless)

Football Shootball

Once upon a time there was a spate of robberies in London. The police had no clue because the robber always evaded arrest and wore a mask to avoid identification. Then one day one of his victims caught a sight of him because his mask fell of slightly. A police artist then sketched a likeness of him and hte police ralized that the robber bore an uncanny resemblance to one of the country's greatest footballers. They soon released posters with the robber's face on it. What was the name given to this robber?



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Ans. "Bandit like Beckham"

Once upon a time there was an Arab Shaikh who was crossing the desert with his camels after doing some booth capturing in an election. He stopped at an oasis and suddenly there was a thunderstorm which soaked him and his entire entourage. A passerby who witnessed this broke into a song. Which song?


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Once upon a time there was an Arab Shaikh who was crossing the desert with his camels after robbing a bank. He stopped at an oasis and suddenly there was a thunderstorm which soaked him and his entire loot. A passerby who witnessed this broke into a song. Which song?


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Arab Shaikh

Once upon a time there was an Arab Shaikh who was crossing the desert with his camels. He stopped at an oasis and suddenly there was a thunderstorm which soaked him and his entire entourage. A passerby who witnessed this broke into a song. Which song?


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And. Bheegey Oonth Terey